Hold that cock back Lou !

[E.T.]

The cocks won't make it in the End Zone, but sure the favorite player is the Tight End.

[bullwark]

This is a **** and bull story-(kak'en bool) an absurd, improbable story-taken from Websters. ;D

[E.T.]

Don't think the cocks will Get Up for our Horns.

[E.T.]

usc may need security after this loss, sure they have "Wacken Hut"  8)

[E.T.]

The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out behind the parish manse. He had a **** rooster and about ten hens.

One Saturday night the **** rooster went missing, and because the priest had heard that **** fights occurred in the village, he decided to question his parishioners about it at church the next morning.

At Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a ****?"

All the men stood up.

"No, No, " he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a ****?"

All the women stood up.

"No, No", he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a **** that doesn't belong to them?"

Half the women stood up.

"No, No", he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY ****?"

All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.

[smazza]

if usf wins **** fans will call for lou's head

[E.T.]

Lou's dragging his **** . . .

[E.T.]

THE ‘ROAD TO LONDON’ PAVED WITH ‘COCK & BULL’ STORIES

Stony Stratford is a centuries-old town some 42 miles north of London. Located on the historic Roman Watling Street, for many, many years it was the busiest coaching road in England, stretching from the coast in the south through London to Liverpool in the north. Many coaching inns dotted this road - in fact, almost every 21 miles was another inn - the distance a team of horses could travel before needing rest.

Stony Stratford, a resting place for travellers since Roman times, became one of the country’s most important coaching towns on the main London to Liverpool route. In its High Street, a wealth of coaching inns thrived, but none more so than the **** Inn and the Bull Inn. As each of these two inns offered paddock and pasture, large stables, ample accommodation, food and a warm friendly pub, both were popular with the coaching companies.

It was in these inns where travellers, resting from many hours travel and partaking in some ‘large ale’ would exchange many lurid tales and rumours, from which inspired the phrase ‘cock and bull story’.

**** and Bull Story

'A **** and Bull story' is a form of Chinese whispers. It comes from a long time ago when the two most popular pubs in a village were The **** and The Bull. If a story started in The ****, by the time it got to The Bull it had been either twisted or exaggerated.

[E.T.]

[Robbie]

Hi ET .... the SEC is still rough and tough on ya ain't it????