Mind numbing UCF/USF drivel, et al

[ZeroBullChip]

He has a nice life size cut out of himself made for UCF fans to masturbate...

[gobulls83]

He has a nice life size cut out of himself made for UCF fans to masturbate...

I think he had that made for his own use... Or maybe that one was the life-size gold statue. I get them confused.

[Bull Dozer]

Other notable GOL Accomplishments

Invented the Internet

3 Time Academy Award Winner

Successfully Swam the English Channel

Scaled Mt. Everest

Completed a round of golf that included 17 hole in ones

Killed Osama Bin Laden

[gobulls83]

Other notable GOL Accomplishments

Invented the Internet

3 Time Academy Award Winner

Successfully Swam the English Channel

Scaled Mt. Everest

Completed a round of golf that included 17 hole in ones

Killed Osama Bin Laden

I see someone got a hold of the résumé he submitted to Notre Dame.

[___ Eats It]

I can't handle this guy and don't understand why people would want to play for him either

I honestly don't think that any recruit in his right mind would want to play for him.

Playing for UCF, a middle-of-the-pack CUSA team with great facilities and a chance to play right off of the bat, that's something that recruits are looking at more than anything else.

In all fairness... I must correct a bit because I think this is written incorrectly.

UCF is not a middle-of-the-pack CUSA team.  They are a top-tier team in CUSA, a middle-of-the-pack conference.

[gobulls83]

I can't handle this guy and don't understand why people would want to play for him either

I honestly don't think that any recruit in his right mind would want to play for him.

Playing for UCF, a middle-of-the-pack CUSA team with great facilities and a chance to play right off of the bat, that's something that recruits are looking at more than anything else.

In all fairness... I must correct a bit because I think this is written incorrectly.

UCF is not a middle-of-the-pack CUSA team.  They are a top-tier team in CUSA, a middle-of-the-pack conference.

Conference USA is a middle-of-the-pack conference only if you're talking solely about non-BCS leagues. If you are talking about all FBS leagues, then the Big East and the Mountain West and maybe the ACC are middle-of-the-pack conferences while Conference USA is a bottom-tier league.

[Triple B]

I can't handle this guy and don't understand why people would want to play for him either

I honestly don't think that any recruit in his right mind would want to play for him.

Playing for UCF, a middle-of-the-pack CUSA team with great facilities and a chance to play right off of the bat, that's something that recruits are looking at more than anything else.

In all fairness... I must correct a bit because I think this is written incorrectly.

UCF is not a middle-of-the-pack CUSA team.  They are a top-tier team in CUSA, a middle-of-the-pack conference.

Not so fast, my friend ... It may have just been written poorly, rather than incorrectly. The writer could have meant "a [middle-of-the-pack CUSA] team" ...

[crambone]

Yeah, that's what I meant.

[Bullpride08]

don't forget abuse of a player at Gtech.

[bulldozier1]

He looks like a used car salesman. And he doesn't tell kids and parents that ucf will be invited to the Big East. No, he tells them that the SEC, Pac-12, the Big 10 and the AFC south are in a biding war over them.