Love this quote by CFN

[Guest AstroBull]

Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me.†… I wondered a few weeks ago about the need for a head coach to be escorted by a state trooper or two when he’s walking on and off the field, like that’s when he’s at his most vulnerable against all the enemies just waiting to attack. And then there’s South Florida.

Before the West Virginia game, head coach Jim Leavitt led his Bulls out onto the field with two officers running behind him. First of all, if you were to rank all 119 D-I head coaches (fine, FBS head coaches) by how good they’d do in an ultimate fighting tournament, I’d probably put Leavitt number one, Northwestern’s Pat Fitzgerald second, and Paterno third. He’s the last guy anyone would want to try to beat up when running onto the field. Second, there are roughly 75 frothing-at-the-mouth players running at full speed there to bum rush anyone who came within 50 feet of the head man. And finally, let’s say someone tried to throw something at Leavitt, or worse. What could the cops do to actually protect him while running onto the field? Basically, Leavitt was probably the safest human being in America at around 8:03 EST last Friday night

[Economics_Nerd82]

haha, what was this in reference to?

[Guest AstroBull]

just a random article on cfn.scout.com

[Guest]

just a random article on cfn.scout.com

It's not a random article, it's the Cavalcade of Whimsy ... a weekly column of odds and ends.

[metro0308]

Does anyone else notice that CJL races out the FHP officers that protects him? I saw it for the first time at the UNC game, he comes out full speed racing the cop.