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State motto:

West Virginia

Where Men are Men,

and Sheep are nervous!

shouldn't it read

and Coaches are nervous!

I thought it was where the couches are nervous.  LOL

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They had to cancel the West Virginia parade of homes because the lead house got a flat tire....

ha ha ha,

yeah, it was really bad, but I couldn't resist...

Forget about the women and children, lock up the couches, West Virgina is coming to town....

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Here is a good one.

WVU sucks so bad they ruined our perfect season and shattered our hopes at the Big East title for 2007....   ???

Thats cute, you guys see how he turned that around?

Remember that time when un-ranked USF walked into Morgantown and shattered the Mountaineers dreams of getting to a BCS game? Now that was funny.

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The only thing that needs to be said about WV fans:  It's a sad day when your ex-girlfriend is your mom, who went back with your dad after her relationship with her brother, and now your left with no one but your sister or cousin!

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A WVU grad (how hard can it be?) walks into a hardware store and asks for a chain saw that will cut 6 trees in one hour. The salesman recommends the top of the line model. The WVU grad is suitably impressed, and buys it. The next day he brings it back, complaining that it would only cut down 1 tree and it took ALL DAY! The salesman takes the chain saw, starts it up to see what's wrong, and the WVU grad says, "What's that noise?"

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A guy at work said he heard this one on the radio this morning:

What's the difference between a divorce in west virginia and a tornado?

Nothing. Either way somebody's losing a trailer.

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Here's the biggest joke...    WVA has Rod Smith!!!!!!!! ;D      Reaper

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Poor Rod...      Sloppy Seconds.    ;)

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How do you circumsize a Mountaineer?

...kick his sister in the chin.

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Here is a good one.

WVU sucks so bad they ruined our perfect season and shattered our hopes at the Big East title for 2007....  ???

Coming from you... that's correct.  What was the joke?

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