Does anyone have any good WVU comments, jokes, or zingers to share?

[deters]

Dumb West Virginia Laws

# Roadkill may be taken home for supper.

# Whistling underwater is prohibited.

# Doctors and dentists may not place a woman under anesthesia unless a third person is present.

# One may not walk a lion, tiger or leopard, even on a leash.

[StraightKillah]

By usfmutt at 2007-09-26

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D :D :D

[GoBulls84]

This was taken from another forum that I post on, in a discussion about Barry Bonds' 756th home run ball being branded with an asterisk:

" <<<<  thats an asterisk right ????

why is that the choice ???  i dont get it.....they use astrisk to say who uses steriods ??

youre in college and dont know what an ASTERISK IS AND WHAT ITS USED FOR? dear god

yup got into wvu with out asterisk registering to me

Too easy...

[Skingraft]

By usfmutt at 2007-09-26

LMAO!!!! :ROFLMAO :ROFLMAO :ROFLMAO :ROFLMAO :ROFLMAO

[Old_Bull]

While driving through Morgantown, a WVU alumnus is pulled over by a police officer. the officer asks "do you have any ID?" The WVU grad replies; "about what?"

[cwalter2]

By usfmutt at 2007-09-26

thats funny where did noel come from again... ohhh flordia ok... good glad your following me on that one

[cwalter2]

Dumb West Virginia Laws

# Roadkill may be taken home for supper.

# Whistling underwater is prohibited.

# Doctors and dentists may not place a woman under anesthesia unless a third person is present.

# One may not walk a lion, tiger or leopard, even on a leash.

you left out one...

Huntington WV (where marshall is)

It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps.

honest to God look it up

http://www.ahajokes.com/laws048.html

[WVstatechamp1990]

Here is a good one.

WVU sucks so bad they ruined our perfect season and shattered our hopes at the Big East title for 2007....   ???

[GoBulls84]

Dumb West Virginia Laws

# Roadkill may be taken home for supper.

# Whistling underwater is prohibited.

# Doctors and dentists may not place a woman under anesthesia unless a third person is present.

# One may not walk a lion, tiger or leopard, even on a leash.

you left out one...

Huntington WV (where marshall is)

It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps.

honest to God look it up

http://www.ahajokes.com/laws048.html

:ROFLMAO

[outrunner]

Here is a good one.

WVU sucks so bad they ruined our perfect season and shattered our hopes at the Big East title for 2007....   ???