Does anyone have any good WVU comments, jokes, or zingers to share?

[BurghBull]

I would like to toment my WVU friends and in-laws.    Go Bulls!!!!

[Brad]

There's a whole array of WVU jokes related to serious dental issues... but you're probably looking for something a little more classy?  :wink

[Bulldini]

Let's Go Mountaineers!

[Feld44]

Here's a link to some West Virgina jokes! Enjoy!

http://www.ahajokes.com/west_virginia_jokes.html

[bull2saintleo]

Exerpts from the West Virginia Vocabulary Book

Foreclose

If I pay alimony this month, I'll have no money foreclose.

Rectum

I had two Lexus coups, but my old lady rectum.

Hotel

I gave my girlfriend crabs and the hotel everybody.

Disappointment

My parole officer told me that if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the big house.

Israel

Alozono tried to sell me a rolex watch. I said man this looks fake. He said what a joke that watch israel.

Catacomb

Don King was at the fight the other night, somebody should get that catacomb.

Undermine

There is a fine looking chick living in the apartment undermine.

Acoustic

When I was 11 my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the pool hall.

Iraq

When we got to the pool hall I told my uncle you break Iraq.

Stain

My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her do you plan on stain for dinner?

Seldom

Darnell gave me two tickets to the game, and I want to seldom.

Horde

My sister got in trouble because she horde around.

Tripoli

My ol lady wanted a bra for her birthday but I couldn't find a tripoli.

Fortify

I axed the ho how much and she said fortify is the price honey

Income

I just got in bed with lois and income my wife.

[Bull Martin]

State motto:

West Virginia

Where Men are Men,

and Sheep are nervous!

[outrunner]

State motto:

West Virginia

Where Men are Men,

and Sheep are nervous!

shouldn't it read

and Coaches are nervous!

[USFishin]

I thought this one was hillarious!!  :ROFLMAO

West Virginia State Residency Application

Name: ________________

(last)

(first) (_) Billy-Bob

(_) Billy-Joe

(_) Billy-Ray

(_) Billy-Sue

(_) Billy-Mae

(_) Billy-Jack

(Check appropriate box)

Age: ____

Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A

Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

CB Handle: _____________________

Occupation:

(_)Farmer

(_)Mechanic

(_)Hair Dresser

(_)Un-employed

(_)Coal Miner

Spouse's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse:

(_) Sister

(_) Brother

(_) Aunt

(_) Uncle

(_) Cousin

(_) Mother

(_) Father

(_) Son

(_) Daughter

(_) Pet

Number of children living in household: ___

Number that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______________________

Father's Name: _______________________

(If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home?

(Check appropriate box)

___ Total number of vehicles you own

___ Number of vehicles that still crank

___ Number of vehicles in front yard

___ Number of vehicles in back yard

___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

___ Number of refrigerators on front porch

Firearms you own and where you keep them:

____ truck

____ bedroom

____ bathroom

____ kitchen

____ shed

Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194__

Number of empty beer cans on floorboard or in bed of

pickup: _________

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:

(_)The National Enquirer

(_)The Globe

(_)TV Guide

(_)Soap Opera Digest

(_)Gun World

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:

(_)Weekly

(_)Monthly

(_)Holidays

(_)Not Applicable

Color of teeth:

(_)Yellow

(_)Brownish-Yellow

(_)Brown

(_)Black

(_)No teeth

(_)N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:

(_)Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?

(_)1 mile

(_)2 miles

(_)don't know

(_)can't get there from here

BUMPER STICKERS:

___ Eat more Possum

___ My other car is a piece of junk too

___ Honk if you love Jesus

___ If you ain't a cowboy, you ain't nothin'

___ Red-man Chewing Tobacco

Favorite Recreation: Check all that apply:

___ Square Dancin'

___ Possum Huntin'

___ Skinny Dippin'

___ Craw Daddin'

___ Gospel Singin'

___ 4-Wheelin'

___ Drankin'

___ Spittin' Backy ___ Bill Chip Trowin'

___ Honky Tonkin'

___ Noodlin'

# of Dogs: ___ Type: ___ Blue Tick ___ Beagle

___ Black & Tan ___ Bird Dawg

Cap Emblem: ___ John Deere ___ McCulloch Chain Saws

___ Budweiser ___ Vo-Tech

___ Skoal ___ Coors

___ NAPA ___ Smile if you're Not Wearing Underwear

[crambone]

lol nice!

[mutt]

By usfmutt at 2007-09-26