Some UNC jokes!

[redsoxbull]

I known we are talking about being nice to UNC fans,I will be nice come saturday but right now,I think its time I poke little fun at UNC. If you find not funny,then by all means you can delete thread.I'm actually one of the nicer fans to opposite teams fans, I actually thank them for coming to Tampa

So here goes jokes:

What do you call a drug ring at UNC? A huddle

Four Tarheels are in a car,who's driving?The Police

The Tarheels have new Honor System. Yes,Your Honor.No,Your Honor

What do you say to a Tarheel in a suit?Will the defendant please rise?

Hear about the fire in the UNC football dorm that destroyed all the books?The real tragedy was that most of them hadn't been colored yet

[HOTMello2005]

Shouldn't the jokes be aimed towards Texas......Don't they have 6 players arrested since this past June?....

[Apis Bull]

:Duh

[redsoxbull]

Yeah but UNC is our opponent this week so I though I crack jokes at them.

[HOTMello2005]

BTW, they were funny.

GO BULLS!!!

[BDYZR]

Just makes you wonder sometimes, don't it?

GO BULLS!

FINISH STRONG!

[the_bull_monty]

Q: How do you get a Tarheel off of your front porch?

A: Pay for the pizza.

[mutt]

A South Florida Fan in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a good Tarheel  joke?"

The guy next to him replies, "Well before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs., and I am a UNC grad. The guy sitting next to me is 6' 2" tall, weighs 225, and he's a UNC grad. And the fella next to him is 6' 5" tall, weighs 250, and he's a UNC grad. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?"

The South Florida fan says, "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times."

[80mins]

A Tar Heel ain't nothin' but a mountain of rubber.

(say Tire Hill with a central NC accent if you don't get it)

[redsoxbull]

What is the difference between a UNC graduate and Duke graduate? The UNC student gets his degree and goes to work at McDonalds while the Duke graduate gets his degree and goes to work in Congress.