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mike g was the large guy ? I thought it was our buddy who did the ray jay plunge after Louisville and snapped his leg. the bones get weak the older you get. if you jump make sure you bend your knees, its a good ways down.

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Are you sure? It feels closer to eight, either way ten feet is about the distance from your average one story house roof, so you can practice jumping off of that.

bear in mind that it's a good 10 feet from the top of the wall to the field. people can get hurt jumping over the wall -- then they turn around and sue the Bucs/USF/TSA for that.

These are the two reasons why they don't want people to storm the field:

1) So they don't hurt themselves or each other

2) So they don't sue if they do get hurt

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Bend them as you land, so you can absorb the force, if you bend them too early you will fall and suffer an assbeating. This is why you must practice, perhaps we should start holding some two a days.

mike g was the large guy ? I thought it was our buddy who did the ray jay plunge after Louisville and snapped his leg. the bones get weak the older you get. if you jump make sure you bend your knees, its a good ways down.

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Lets breakdown the facts:

RAJAY is not a hallowed field.

A couple thousands bulls fans outnumber a couple tasers.

A couple tasers used on students equal much public outcry in todays PC culture.

We can RUSH THE FIELD FROM THE ENDZONE OPPOSITE TO THE STUDENT SECTION!

that will catch all those taser cops way off gaurd, and if a large number of fans get on the field, AND DO NOT TEAR UP THE FIELD OR SCREW WITH THE FIELD GOAL POSTS, we should be able to avoid legal issues.

  In conclusion, Lets do it!

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I fashion a grappling hook out of used miller lite bottles and attach a rope that I smuggle in my cargo shorts.  I then repel down the retaining wall to safety.

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Perhaps we can craft a slide out of one of the signs or banners allowing the fans to safely slide past the security and onto the field? Does anyone know where we can score one of those inflatable slides that are found on airplanes or have a plan on how we could sneek it into the stadium? Because that would be ideal  ;)

I fashion a grappling hook out of used miller lite bottles and attach a rope that I smuggle in my cargo shorts.  I then repel down the retaining wall to safety.

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Perhaps we can craft a slide out of one of the signs or banners allowing the fans to safely slide past the security and onto the field? Does anyone know where we can score one of those inflatable slides that are found on airplanes or have a plan on how we could sneek it into the stadium? Because that would be ideal  ;)

How about we all show up in those sumo wrestler inflatable costumes that they use during halftime contests, so after we win we can just all jump off the wall, land on our sides and spring back up on our feet? 

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I like where your heads at!!! They would probably protect against tasers, dogs and beatdowns- finally someone that sees solutions instead of just problems ;)

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I think the fan favority "hootie" should angle his back against the wall and let the student section slide down safely to the field - thus avoiding blown out knee caps and snapped c-ankles that have been weekend by years of alcohol abuse.

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Now we're getting somewhere!

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