Am I the First?

[The Sheriff]

Want me to send some strippers over Brad? Rob and I can make it rain in your room!  > What about hot nurses... any I can flirt with... I'll bring you some flowers over you big sissy if you can get me their digits!

I have six appointments throughout the East Valley today... I'm sure I'll be near one of the local hospitals in the area if you want to BS for a while. Give me a heads up... and if Mattman and Bradley need a sitter tonight so you and Pam can have some time after 6 PM, I'll look out for my little homeboys.

Hemorroids can be pretty serious now-a-days... hang in there!

And on the part about your junk hanging out while you're in your hospital gown... that is an everyday occurence when you're hung like Big Luke!!!  ;D

[Velcro]

What's really scary is that, while you were under the knife, Velcro was probably standing in front of a mirror doing his best 'Alexander Haig'.

Hope you're feeling better!

LOL... you read my like a book

Hopefully everything is going well Brad.  I'm sure the WAP access was/is better than any painkillers they can give... well almost.

[Cubanbull]

Hope you are doing better now.

[Triple B]

Signing in from hospital bed-on cell phone.  Had emegency trip to hospital yesterday and surgery today. Out in a couple days..!

So, did it reallly last 4 hours?? ..... And what exactly did they do to "treat" it?

You haven't logged on in over 24 hours so hope everything is going OK ....

[USFan]

Get well soon!