Is it bad?

[80mins]

Is it bad that I'm not sitting up nights worrying about whether Marshall likes USF, or whether or not Woolard (that's the correct spelling, kids) is moving fast enough to appease the folks who have nothing better to do than surf the web 24/7?  Or, worse, that I confidently accept the situation we're in and know that we've got proven leadership that will do everything they can to right the ship?

Fact is, guys, the USF Men's Basketball Program and it's Head Coaching Vacancy is what it is.  No amount of spin, wishing, rubbing magic lamps, voodoo, money, or message board ******** is going to bring a coach here if he doesn't want to enter the situation.  Personally?  I don't want a coach not up to the challenge, regardless of whether his name is Marshall, Doherty, Auerbach, or Jesus Christ.

I don't know... i think i'd take Jesus Christ as my coach in a heartbeat, even if he didn't give his all, we'd still go 34-0 every year, and never miss a free throw.  And we'd beat down Duke Blue Devils every year, just out of principle.  

I don't know, man, Jesus Christ never had the size to take on the big men under the net.  Plus, his team would get called for Walking (on water) every game...

*Badda bing!*

Thank you, I'll be here all week, tip your waitress.

Jesus wouldn't have to take on big men under the net... he'd be the coach, not the power forward... although i don't doubt he coudl do that too, if he'd be willing to don some Nike's instead of sandals.

Jesus would only have to motivate the players (should be the best at that) ,

and scream obsenities at the ref... that might be the sticking point.

Would His obscenities be things like "Me!" and "Dad **** It!"?

[Triple B]

Jesus would only have to motivate the players (should be the best at that) ,

and scream obsenities at the ref... that might be the sticking point.

Recruiting should be a snap, though..... Who could say "No"???

Many more say no than say yes.

Even the most hard headed skeptic wouldn't be able to say no if He was actually sitting on your sofa having coffee and pound cake, discussing the diamond and one defense...  

[SeaBull]

Is it bad that I'm not sitting up nights worrying about whether Marshall likes USF, or whether or not Woolard (that's the correct spelling, kids) is moving fast enough to appease the folks who have nothing better to do than surf the web 24/7?  Or, worse, that I confidently accept the situation we're in and know that we've got proven leadership that will do everything they can to right the ship?

Fact is, guys, the USF Men's Basketball Program and it's Head Coaching Vacancy is what it is.  No amount of spin, wishing, rubbing magic lamps, voodoo, money, or message board ******** is going to bring a coach here if he doesn't want to enter the situation.  Personally?  I don't want a coach not up to the challenge, regardless of whether his name is Marshall, Doherty, Auerbach, or Jesus Christ.

I don't know... i think i'd take Jesus Christ as my coach in a heartbeat, even if he didn't give his all, we'd still go 34-0 every year, and never miss a free throw.  And we'd beat down Duke Blue Devils every year, just out of principle.  

I don't know, man, Jesus Christ never had the size to take on the big men under the net.  Plus, his team would get called for Walking (on water) every game...

*Badda bing!*

Thank you, I'll be here all week, tip your waitress.

Jesus wouldn't have to take on big men under the net... he'd be the coach, not the power forward... although i don't doubt he coudl do that too, if he'd be willing to don some Nike's instead of sandals.

Jesus would only have to motivate the players (should be the best at that) ,

and scream obsenities at the ref... that might be the sticking point.

We probably tie against the catholic schools

[Velcro]

Is it bad that I'm not sitting up nights worrying about whether Marshall likes USF, or whether or not Woolard (that's the correct spelling, kids) is moving fast enough to appease the folks who have nothing better to do than surf the web 24/7?  Or, worse, that I confidently accept the situation we're in and know that we've got proven leadership that will do everything they can to right the ship?

Fact is, guys, the USF Men's Basketball Program and it's Head Coaching Vacancy is what it is.  No amount of spin, wishing, rubbing magic lamps, voodoo, money, or message board ******** is going to bring a coach here if he doesn't want to enter the situation.  Personally?  I don't want a coach not up to the challenge, regardless of whether his name is Marshall, Doherty, Auerbach, or Jesus Christ.

I don't know... i think i'd take Jesus Christ as my coach in a heartbeat, even if he didn't give his all, we'd still go 34-0 every year, and never miss a free throw.  And we'd beat down Duke Blue Devils every year, just out of principle.  

I don't know, man, Jesus Christ never had the size to take on the big men under the net.  Plus, his team would get called for Walking (on water) every game...

*Badda bing!*

Thank you, I'll be here all week, tip your waitress.

Jesus wouldn't have to take on big men under the net... he'd be the coach, not the power forward... although i don't doubt he coudl do that too, if he'd be willing to don some Nike's instead of sandals.

Jesus would only have to motivate the players (should be the best at that) ,

and scream obsenities at the ref... that might be the sticking point.

We probably tie against the catholic schools

Interesting point... So we'd have a 2 way tie at the top of the Big East with Notre Dame?  

[Bull Matrix]

Not sure if any college in Florida will ever become a basketball school. I think we all agree here that football is king in the state of Florida. We can however be good at both sports with the right hires. If Miami, FSU, and UF can be decent in hoops at times then USF can too. Just sprinkle us some NITs and NCAAs a few times and we all can be happy. We are not asking for the Final Four or anything that crazy.