Got my plane ticket to see Smarty Jones

[The Sheriff]

That would suck if Smarty got injured... but you know what... those Jersey chicks hopefully will help me forget about what happens at Belmont that day anyways. I kinda lucked out in a way. My boy Ryan, his cousin is getting married, and he has to fly up to jersey for the wedding. He has been balling this girl we call Big Boobs Magee (real big and real!) for awhile since they met at Xmas. She flys in Tampa to hang out with us once a month. Anyways, Big Boobs said she has a chick she wants me to meet... yet, she's bringing five of them to the airport with her as we're all driving together to Belmont from Philly that morning. The odds are looking pretty favorable... even a gator guy would stand a decent chance of getting some with those odds... So horse race or no horse race... I'm having a good time!