If I (BasketBull.) were doing the AD interviews...

[Guest BasketBull.]

Yeah... Yeah... Nice resume. But please answer the following questions:

1) Will you consider legally adding "Bull" to any part of your name?

2) If you have children attending other institutions, will you pull them out immediately upon being hired and transfer them to USF? ---You got any kids who can play QB?

3) If the athletic budget should ever drop below the necessary minimum for our programs to operate at maximum efficiency, will you allow you and your family to be hooked up to a plasma bank for a direct plasma-to-cash donation? Of course, if anyone in your family happens to be ill or over 65 on the occasion, we would not expect them to contribute ---We are a caring university!

4) If on certain occasions that you should get a midnight or early a.m. call to attend a gathering of "Proud Bulls On a Mission", and if such a mission required eggs and toilet paper and shoe polish and a road trip to an undisclosed so-called university located along our wonderful highway system, would you respond positively? And more importanly, would you join?

5) Will you right now, if I choose you as our new AD, march out of here and get a big-ass "USF" tattoo on your chest?!

[The Sheriff]

Sign me up!

[Velcro]

I second that... sounds like Sherriff is the perfect fit for our new AD!

;D

[bulls96go]

if i cut you would you bleed green and gold

[Rabbi Bull]

i've been bleeding green and gold since high school, seven years later its just increasing