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USF gains AAU membership by being the only university to successfully research on:

1. WHat makes Publix subs SO GOOD

2. What makes Publix fried chicken SO FREAKING AWESOME.

3. The controversial move to remove the sandwich press

 

Topic 3 (and the resulting media coverage/leaks behind it) leads to Publix to reinstate the sandwich press.

Research results of topics 1 & 2 help create new mind-blowing subs/chicken recipes.  This leads to exponentially increased sales at Publix.  As their token of thanks, they help build USF a 75k retractable roof stadium which includes a full Publix deli. 

Their offer of 1 free sub per ticket causes sellouts.

 

This leads to USF receiving offers to join the B10, B12, SEC and ACC.

 

Publix builds a dedicated deli inside the Athletics Center, which leads to USF recruiting highly rated student athletes for all sports.

USF decides to go the Independent route and ends up winning consecutive national titles.

 

The SEC begins to accuse USF of unfair recruiting tactics.

 

BOOK IT!

I know a guy in Publix corporate I will be sending this to. I think this could happen. This is true visionary thinking.

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Only if that brings Boars Head along. 

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With our luck, UCF will grab Publix as an official sponsor for game day food and condiments

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********, Publix belongs to USF. 

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USF gains AAU membership by being the only university to successfully research on:

1. WHat makes Publix subs SO GOOD

2. What makes Publix fried chicken SO FREAKING AWESOME.

3. The controversial move to remove the sandwich press

 

Topic 3 (and the resulting media coverage/leaks behind it) leads to Publix to reinstate the sandwich press.

Research results of topics 1 & 2 help create new mind-blowing subs/chicken recipes.  This leads to exponentially increased sales at Publix.  As their token of thanks, they help build USF a 75k retractable roof stadium which includes a full Publix deli. 

Their offer of 1 free sub per ticket causes sellouts.

 

This leads to USF receiving offers to join the B10, B12, SEC and ACC.

 

Publix builds a dedicated deli inside the Athletics Center, which leads to USF recruiting highly rated student athletes for all sports.

USF decides to go the Independent route and ends up winning consecutive national titles.

 

The SEC begins to accuse USF of unfair recruiting tactics.

 

BOOK IT!

Great Post. awesome!

 

HoF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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7 more posts to go after this one ...

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Publix doesn't press sandwiches anymore?!?!

Faith in humanity lost.

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Well, Publix HQ is physically closer to USF campus than UCF, so....our claim? lol

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