4 bus loads of UL students

[E.T.]

[E.T.]

Heard they were flying down.

[E.T.]

Just be sure to lock your front door.

[Guest Culpepper]

Excellent ... that alone is about 200.

Sad ride home  ;D

You boys going to blame them for the trash heap they leave behind like you did us? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[E.T.]

Nope ... cus these guys are Home Scoold  

[E.T.]

Hope they make it here on time ... may have troble gettin' the truck outta the garage  

And some of their retired alums will be makin' the trek:

[Guest Culpepper]

Nope ... cus these guys are Home Scoold  

LOL.  Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but methinks the UL victory may cause dismay and trash heaps by the USFers :-[

[BULLfreak]

Hey GoBACK TO YOUR 0-17 FOOTBALL TEAM

[BULLfreak]

STATE OF KENTUCKY RESIDENCY APPLICATION

Name: ________________  (_) Billy-Bob

          (last)        (_) Billy-Joe

                        (_) Billy-Ray

                        (_) Billy-Sue

                        (_) Billy-Mae

                        (_) Billy-Jack

                        (Check appropriate box)

 Age: ____

 Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A

 Shoe Size ____ Left ____ Right

 

Occupation:

 (_) Farmer

 (_) Mechanic

 (_) Hair Dresser

 (_) Un-employed

 

Spouse's Name: __________________________

 Relationship with spouse:

 (_) Sister

 (_) Brother

 (_) Aunt

 (_) Uncle

 (_) Cousin

 (_) Mother

 (_) Father

 (_) Son

 (_) Daughter

 (_) Pet

 

Number of children living in household: ___

Number that are yours: ___

 

Mother's Name: _______________________

Father's Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank)

 

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home?  (Check appropriate box)

__ Total number of vehicles you own

__ Number of vehicles that still crank

__ Number of vehicles in front yard

__ Number of vehicles in back yard

__ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

 

Firearms you own and where you keep them:

 ____ truck

 ____ bedroom

 ____ bathroom

 ____ kitchen

 ____ shed

 

Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_

 

Do you have a gun rack?

 (_) Yes (_) No; please explain:

 

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:

 (_) The National Enquirer

 (_) The Globe

 (_) TV Guide

 (_) Soap Opera Digest

 (_) Rifle and Shotgun

 

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO

 

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis

 

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

 

How often do you bathe:

 (_)Weekly

 (_)Monthly

 (_)Not Applicable

 

Color of teeth:

 (_)Yellow

 (_)Brownish-Yellow

 (_)Brown

 (_)Black

 (_)N/A

 

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:

 (_)Red-Man

 

How far is your home from a paved road?

 (_)1 mile

 (_)2 miles

 (_)don't know

[Guest Cardthrilla]

Man!! Your scout team looks out of shape.